Now Hiring

So, I said to him, "You know, Jim. If you keep this kind of behavior up, we might have to go from reprimands to just letting you go."


And he said nothing, because I had reprimanded him in the face with a .45 .

That's what he -gets- for hitting that speed bump too hard while I was drinking lemonade in the back seat. He made me spill it all over my new tie.